We've been busy here at squatterStudios with episode one, but that's no excuse for abandoning the blog. No posts since last week, and I take full responsibility. I'm asking all who read this to post a comment suggesting the form of punishment I should endure. When I gather them all up, I will focus all of the most dreadful ideas on this puppy who represents all of my sins. If it makes you feel any better, he is a very bad puppy and deserves all that he gets. So don't hold back, because I too, have been a very bad manboy.
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2 minutes in a locked, dark closet with the Montauk Monster. Romantic music playing on the iPod dock.
You should have to drink a gallon of water and then run Micah, Cole, Devon and Berk's errands while "holding it" until you you just can't hold it any more and then you should have to blog about where you were and what you were doing when you wet your pants and how silly you felt about it and who laughed at you when they saw your pee pee pants.
PS You should not be allowed to use the bathroom or go outside. You have to keep your pants on.
good ideas so far. Jaron, I like the thought of the monster but we'd have to find a way to bring him back to life to terrorize the puppy to sweet love makin' music. And I really like the idea of putting pants on the puppy, forcing it to drink gallons of water, and then hitting it and screaming every time it starts to pee. keep them coming people.
I think you should poo upside-down, and then hop on your puppy and ride him through downtown, terrorizing all of your arch bully-enemies with poo-clods. What your poopy puppy won't know is that your bullies are now your friends and they will be waiting with spears and blow dart guns that will shoot darts laced with extacy and arsenic to see just what might happen. And then, you'll close your book and laugh to yourself, and then really do it.
football to the groin.
Rosie O'Donnel. Five second frencher.
i think you should let ur little white puppy roll in cow poo,and you have 2 give him a bath.Next,YOU have 2 take a bath in cow poopie water!
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