Sunday, March 8, 2009

Overdue and Unexpected

This is my Care Bear Stare. I am setting my heart a blaze and placing it in the window for all the Childrenkids to see.  A cry out in the dark to any remnants of those who loved us once. But that was a long time ago, and you've probably moved on to other cartoons.

We used to draw eyes like flies to this blog from all you Childrenkids from around the globe, eager to eat up the latest progress and face plants of squattersStudio. A love affair fueled by tales both small and tall.....but then we did you wrong baby. Five months with no progress posted. We can change.

We don't even know if you're still out there. If you are, you need to know that we still love you baby. All of those other side projects we've been working on have meant nothing to us. They were just floozies and scallywags. Sirens tempting us away from our true love with their sexy insurance benefits and paychecks. Sluts.

If you are there, let us know. We want you back and this time it'll be different. No more broken promises. No more otter pops. That shit messes us up and we aren't ourselves when we're on it. No more racist jokes from Cole. No more falling asleep so soon after we make love at each other. We'll spoon and talk feelings at one another for as long as you like. What's that? You had a long day? Well lay down baby, place your feet upon our lap, we'll rub your dogs and you can tell us all about it......if only you'll take us back?


11 comments:

Cedric Anderson said...

We'll take you back... but you have to rub more than our feet.

Camille said...

After reading this, I'm totally going to finish at least one plushie this week.

Anonymous said...

Stop. Just stop...you had me at "sluts."

moldy said...

Do you guys actually make cartoons?
I double dog dare you to make a cartoon.

Joseph said...

Moldy, it is so on. This kitten has claws.

sienna said...

glad to know you're back. i had almost lost faith.

moldy said...

glad you weren't offended by the bluntness of my last comment. After the trailer I saw a while ago. I just cant wait to see the awesome cartoons.

Cedric Anderson said...

You also have to rub... MY SHOULDERS

Rachel G said...

You were gone!?!? Just kidding. It hurt so bad I don't even want to talk about it.

Rudennuff said...

So, on with it! I'm so proud of you! When is the Sundance deadline?

Anonymous said...

Im behind the times, therefore not sad that you were gone. But, I hear about these Children and these kids all the time, and other than the wonderful posts by Joseph that make No sense and no connection to the cartoon whatsoever, I see no proof of a cartoon. (Other than the little preview which is Wonderful. And the music is FANTASTIC Micah). I believe it is high time you took this show on the road. I will be following this more regularly because I am a believer now.